@UnitedAirlanes
That is not a mis-spelling. Someone has started a parody Twitter account entitled “@UnitedAirlanes” and that account has been drawing the ire of customers for United Airlines.
One such example is:
Customer: OK, I need to be somewhere fast. What is the charge for teleportation? I have one bag, a dog & need a bereavement fare too.
@UnitedAirlanes: Thanks to customer complaints/the law, we’re no longer able to offer teleportation. Not without the password.
It’s funny and funny enough that I do wonder just how United Airlines will try to shut it down.
And I do find this one particularly funny:
@UnitedAirlanes: Today only, get 80% off on Earhart-class tickets – cheap, direct international flights consumed by the infinite ocean and never seen again.
For now, enjoy it here:
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